Saturday, April 14, 2012

The Deal With Sagging Pants

Boys With Sagging Swag And Pants
Hey, Guys, you get your own blog today! See, girls may have fashion malfuctions but so do you! The biggest problem I've seen is the sagging of pants on boys. It's rather sad. I mean, their pants sag so low that I've actually had the nerve to go up to a boy, buying shoes, and say, "Oh you're buying those shoes? Yeah, well, you probably can afford a belt too!" I'm sure if he tripped and fell, he'd get a girl pregnant. The only reason you should have pants that large is if you are that size. Lost weight? Well, buy new pants. Boys also walk like penguins with their pants sagging so low. SO, I guess you can't get raped by those boys. ;D

I wouldn't wanna date a guy like this.

British Boys & The Boys Who Dress The Same.
On my trip in London last April, I can't explain how I felt everyday. The boys were so sophistacasted. They just flowed and had such beautiful taste. I thought they were gay until they would start flirting with other girls or me. Boys who wear pants that fit them, but aren't too tight, seem to get me and with a button up shirt is just really sexy to me. Boys who are overweight should stick to jeans that aren't completely baggy, but baggy enough that they stay on their hips. Well, I did befriend a beautiful boy whom has fabulous fashion. I asked him why he dressed like he did and he responded, "Looks aren't something that always appeal to boy- girls like to look at boys. A lady wouldn't want a man who can't even dress themselves- that's meant for children." and he also said, "A sharp man has sharp style." and attempted a wink. ;)

Maybe One Directioners aren't crazy! I'm just as mad for them! They are stylish, write beautiful songs, and classy. They are my dream boys. I love the way their pants fit perfectly to them without being too tight. They look super sexy in t-shirts and sweatshirts that fit. They've got that classy, but throw in some "swag" with their outfits. They get my heart thumping just thinking about them! I would definitely kill to go on a date with one of them. <3

Ahhhh, Nick Jonas. How does thou loveth you so much? Well, that made no sense, I just know I've been in love with him since I was in 6th grade. I almost died when he blew me a kiss in 7th grade. Him and his brothers are so gorgeous. They are just like the One Direction. They stick to clothes that are cut and clean and really makes them stand out. People, being jerks, said that they couldn't believe Kevin Jonas got married to such a beautiful woman. I do, because he is just as stylish as the others and he's got manners.

What Girls Think When They See Well-Dressed Boys
For some girls, when they see a boy with nice clothes, cut and cleaned hair, and taken well-care of, they think of them as rich, classy, and nice. Some aren't, because I've dated some very handsome boys and been treated like dirt or they ignored me after awhile. Anyway, that's besides the point, when you see a boy with sagging pants, narly teeth, and waddle like a penguin- do you really want to be asscoiated with someone like that? Men don't know this, but women are attracted to money, success, and power just as much as men. A man who wears sagging pants puts themselves out as stupid and not classy. It's like the girls who disrespect themselves- all ass, no class- and I've noticed girls like that get with boys like that. I've also found that boys who look like that tend to be the ones who rap degrading songs at women. No woman should ever stoop that low. EVER!

Questions, suggest a topic, feedback? Comment here or email me- rschuetz212@gmail.com and twitter is- @reidschuetz

Stay gorgeous, darlings. <3
~Reid~


Friday, April 13, 2012

Snooki & Her Fashion Disaster

Fashion Police Target: Snooki.
If you think you wanna dress like Snooki, then you're setting yourself up for disaster. Snooki's clothes remind me of... Uhm, wait a minute... She doesn't even wear clothes half the time. Her clothes are too tight. Snooki is short and much too big breasted and plump to wear those clothes. She's getting ready to have a child and she can't even keep her clothes on- more or less even get them on. As a parent, you need to be a rolemodel for them and she's definitely not rolemodel material. If she wears less clothes, then that will show her; Daughter- that it's okay to get called a slut, make yourself look trashy and let the media catch you at your worse. Son- It's all about sex, boobs, and drunk sluts.

You Do The Crime, You Do The Time.
This is just unbelieveably attractive. I'm honestly embarrassed for her. Then the kiss face or whatever? She already has curved lips and should avoid the duck face and smooch faces. Can we pay her to put more clothes on? Snooki's hair is cute, though. The shorts are cute, but she totally ruined it with the shirt and she's not the right body shape for it either. She should've worn a loose t-shirt that covered her cleavage. She doesn't look pretty in it. Sorry, Snooki, you don't have the look.

What She Should've Done.
Short shorts are very showy, so you've got to balance it out and make sure you get a size that doesn't show off your butt. No one wants to see that! So, if you wanna wear short shorts, try wearing leggings with them. It's sexy with class without showing any ass. Wanna show some ass? Show your boyfriend, not the world.
Here's an example of what Snooki really should've done.
 I love this outfit. It's edgy, but cozy and just a bit earthy. She also has black leggings on and I love how the black and brown actually don't clash together. Though, she should've kept to a different color, maybe even through in a pretty pink or a green color to really add some oomf to the earthy look.

For now, that's all I'm discussing. Snooki will be in the next blog about dresses and what looks best on what body shape.
Wanna ask questions, suggest a topic for a blog post, etc? Email- rschuetz212@gmail.com & twitter- @reidschuetz

Stay Gorgeous. <3
~Reid~<3
"I want to be the girl who strayed too far from normal."


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

More Can Be Sexy

So, lately, I've noticed that girls have been posting half-naked pictures on facebook- that being the only reason they get likes. I feel as if it depends on the outfit. It's sexy if the back in open, but cover up yourselves a bit more. It makes it seem as if you have no self-respect and boys will not have respect for you either. I've seen outfits that cover up a girl completely and she still looks unbelievably gorgeous. It'll make other girls jealous, but won't get that girl called a slut. I cannot stand to see nothing but boobs or ass, it just asks to be disrespected or called a slut.
In recent fashion shows, I've noticed that girls have been covered up a lot and they still look beyond beautiful. You can be like that too.
Also, I'm bothered by overweight girls who insist on wearing tight clothing. No, just...no. Wear loose, flowy blousy like shirts and skinny jeans that are sagged a little bit, but never wear tight clothing. It's not attractive. Wanna wear tight clothing? Workout, okay?
Girls, you don't need to be naked to get respect- Infact, you'll get more respect if you're more "clothed" and boys won't be so nasty and dirty minded toward you.
I had a boyfriend whom always called me "sexy" or "beautiful" even all covered up. It was wonderful, because I got respect and treated right, without taking any of my clothes off. I just wanna see girls have more respect for themselves, but you don't get that if you're not wearing anything.
No wonder boys make sexist jokes!
Boys want a girl who has respect for themselves. The ones who wan sex and only sex look for girls who have NO self-respect for themselves.
Not Sexy
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I believe that the girls on the bottom are the most gorgeous and I'm totally and completely in love with those outfits<3

Anyway, there's my rant for the day.
~Reid<3

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Gauges Are Sexy.

So, lately, I've been hearing about how people aren't getting jobs because they have gauges. Hmm, that's stupid. Honestly, I think you should be able to express yourself no matter what. What did gauges ever do to you? And just because someone has gauges doesn't mean they are bad people and should be discriminated against. I used to have gauges, but my mom made me take them out. I miss them so SO much. My then-boyfriend said that he hated gauges, but it didn't make him think of me any less. Also, I was talking to some doctors at the hospital a couple weeks ago and a doctor said, "Honestly, gauges are gross and I would never hire someone like that!" Another doctor replied, "My husband has gauges. He's 45 and everyday I look at him and his gauges, I feel so young and like a teenager again. Gauges aren't going to kill you. Grow up." It was incredibly sweet. <3 I wish people would stop being such jerks about it. Gauges are always going to be in and they're sick as fuck. I hope my future boyfriend has gauges<3 I love boys with gauges. Plus, gauges come in even cooler designs than earrings.

There'sm my mini-rant for the day on Fashion.
Keep It Chill, Kids. ~Reid. ;}

Friday, January 13, 2012

If Fashion Were A Drug- I'd Over Dose.

Introduction.

So, Hi. If you're reading this, then obviously you know- or maybe you don't so here's a background check. My name is Reid Alexandra Charlene Schuetz. I was born in Muncie, Indiana on 23 September, 1995, but my heart is home in London, England. When I was in 4th, 5th, and 6th grade, I didn't give two flying flucks what I looked like. Infact, I hardly took showers, I never brushed my hair, and I wore awful clothes and I mainly wore jeans. I hated fashion until about 7th grade and I found some gold leggings and fell immediately in love. My life changed. All of a sudden I was a fashionista and being made fun of, everyone judged me until about the ending of 7th grade. Suddenly, I was the girl with great fashion and unbelieveable confidence. I didn't care what people thought, but I didn't like what I looked like. I dyed my hair blonde and got braces and started on acne medication and then got contacts.
Today, I'm a sophomore at Meridian High School and I don't take anyone's bullshit anymore. I pride myself on the fact that I'm strong and independent and I have an amazing style. I'm pretty. I've got the world in my pocket. I've been all around the world. Let's just say- I've got the magic.

Anyway, so the summer before Freshman year, I was wandering through H&M in New York City with my best friend when a woman who ran the store asked me to model a gorgeous dress for them. I did. It was amazing and you know what she told me? She said, "You're stunning, you've got the body of a goddess, and you could really make a career out of it." And that got me thinking. Later on that day, I was wandering around this little store Penelope Cruz owned called, Mango, (It's SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE. I advise every girly girl go there.) and I was trying on this gorgeous purple flapper dress and long silk teal gown (I own them now.) when the gay guy who worked there said, "Have you ever considered modeling? You're stunning, doll!" So from that day on, I've sworn that I'll be a model. I shall not waste the gift that God gave me.

For now though, I will make a fashion blog, because I feel that some people need a fashion lesson, I want to share my favorite outfit ideas, and I want to express my outfits to you all! It's time that people learn right from wrong and whats good on them. I'll also lecture you all on things. Seriously, people, greasy hair is not sexy. Don't let them fool you. I also feel as if I see so many pretty girls not take advantage of what they got. My goal now is to become popular with the Fashion world. I hope to succeed as a model, have a successful clothing line, and a popular fashion blog.

If you go to Meridian, you probably see all my interesting outfits. I can't live without my clothes. I'm always trying to make new outfits! I have a BAD obsession with online shopping and mall shopping. I always want new clothes so I can keep things fresh. If you don't sport new ideas, then people get bored, but then again- no one ever really gets bored with me. If you know me personally or have seen me out in public- I'm a hyperactive person, I'm fucking hilarious, I'm bubbly, and I'm spunky. I'm always seeking out an adventure. My clothing makes people double take on this shit. And I just wanna share that with you all.

Hope this blog has you all prepared for whats to come, lovelys! ;}
You Can Take Something So Small And Make A Masterpiece. I just express it through my clothing.
-Reid,xoxo.