Saturday, April 14, 2012

The Deal With Sagging Pants

Boys With Sagging Swag And Pants
Hey, Guys, you get your own blog today! See, girls may have fashion malfuctions but so do you! The biggest problem I've seen is the sagging of pants on boys. It's rather sad. I mean, their pants sag so low that I've actually had the nerve to go up to a boy, buying shoes, and say, "Oh you're buying those shoes? Yeah, well, you probably can afford a belt too!" I'm sure if he tripped and fell, he'd get a girl pregnant. The only reason you should have pants that large is if you are that size. Lost weight? Well, buy new pants. Boys also walk like penguins with their pants sagging so low. SO, I guess you can't get raped by those boys. ;D

I wouldn't wanna date a guy like this.

British Boys & The Boys Who Dress The Same.
On my trip in London last April, I can't explain how I felt everyday. The boys were so sophistacasted. They just flowed and had such beautiful taste. I thought they were gay until they would start flirting with other girls or me. Boys who wear pants that fit them, but aren't too tight, seem to get me and with a button up shirt is just really sexy to me. Boys who are overweight should stick to jeans that aren't completely baggy, but baggy enough that they stay on their hips. Well, I did befriend a beautiful boy whom has fabulous fashion. I asked him why he dressed like he did and he responded, "Looks aren't something that always appeal to boy- girls like to look at boys. A lady wouldn't want a man who can't even dress themselves- that's meant for children." and he also said, "A sharp man has sharp style." and attempted a wink. ;)

Maybe One Directioners aren't crazy! I'm just as mad for them! They are stylish, write beautiful songs, and classy. They are my dream boys. I love the way their pants fit perfectly to them without being too tight. They look super sexy in t-shirts and sweatshirts that fit. They've got that classy, but throw in some "swag" with their outfits. They get my heart thumping just thinking about them! I would definitely kill to go on a date with one of them. <3

Ahhhh, Nick Jonas. How does thou loveth you so much? Well, that made no sense, I just know I've been in love with him since I was in 6th grade. I almost died when he blew me a kiss in 7th grade. Him and his brothers are so gorgeous. They are just like the One Direction. They stick to clothes that are cut and clean and really makes them stand out. People, being jerks, said that they couldn't believe Kevin Jonas got married to such a beautiful woman. I do, because he is just as stylish as the others and he's got manners.

What Girls Think When They See Well-Dressed Boys
For some girls, when they see a boy with nice clothes, cut and cleaned hair, and taken well-care of, they think of them as rich, classy, and nice. Some aren't, because I've dated some very handsome boys and been treated like dirt or they ignored me after awhile. Anyway, that's besides the point, when you see a boy with sagging pants, narly teeth, and waddle like a penguin- do you really want to be asscoiated with someone like that? Men don't know this, but women are attracted to money, success, and power just as much as men. A man who wears sagging pants puts themselves out as stupid and not classy. It's like the girls who disrespect themselves- all ass, no class- and I've noticed girls like that get with boys like that. I've also found that boys who look like that tend to be the ones who rap degrading songs at women. No woman should ever stoop that low. EVER!

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Stay gorgeous, darlings. <3
~Reid~


Friday, April 13, 2012

Snooki & Her Fashion Disaster

Fashion Police Target: Snooki.
If you think you wanna dress like Snooki, then you're setting yourself up for disaster. Snooki's clothes remind me of... Uhm, wait a minute... She doesn't even wear clothes half the time. Her clothes are too tight. Snooki is short and much too big breasted and plump to wear those clothes. She's getting ready to have a child and she can't even keep her clothes on- more or less even get them on. As a parent, you need to be a rolemodel for them and she's definitely not rolemodel material. If she wears less clothes, then that will show her; Daughter- that it's okay to get called a slut, make yourself look trashy and let the media catch you at your worse. Son- It's all about sex, boobs, and drunk sluts.

You Do The Crime, You Do The Time.
This is just unbelieveably attractive. I'm honestly embarrassed for her. Then the kiss face or whatever? She already has curved lips and should avoid the duck face and smooch faces. Can we pay her to put more clothes on? Snooki's hair is cute, though. The shorts are cute, but she totally ruined it with the shirt and she's not the right body shape for it either. She should've worn a loose t-shirt that covered her cleavage. She doesn't look pretty in it. Sorry, Snooki, you don't have the look.

What She Should've Done.
Short shorts are very showy, so you've got to balance it out and make sure you get a size that doesn't show off your butt. No one wants to see that! So, if you wanna wear short shorts, try wearing leggings with them. It's sexy with class without showing any ass. Wanna show some ass? Show your boyfriend, not the world.
Here's an example of what Snooki really should've done.
 I love this outfit. It's edgy, but cozy and just a bit earthy. She also has black leggings on and I love how the black and brown actually don't clash together. Though, she should've kept to a different color, maybe even through in a pretty pink or a green color to really add some oomf to the earthy look.

For now, that's all I'm discussing. Snooki will be in the next blog about dresses and what looks best on what body shape.
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Stay Gorgeous. <3
~Reid~<3
"I want to be the girl who strayed too far from normal."