Saturday, April 14, 2012

The Deal With Sagging Pants

Boys With Sagging Swag And Pants
Hey, Guys, you get your own blog today! See, girls may have fashion malfuctions but so do you! The biggest problem I've seen is the sagging of pants on boys. It's rather sad. I mean, their pants sag so low that I've actually had the nerve to go up to a boy, buying shoes, and say, "Oh you're buying those shoes? Yeah, well, you probably can afford a belt too!" I'm sure if he tripped and fell, he'd get a girl pregnant. The only reason you should have pants that large is if you are that size. Lost weight? Well, buy new pants. Boys also walk like penguins with their pants sagging so low. SO, I guess you can't get raped by those boys. ;D

I wouldn't wanna date a guy like this.

British Boys & The Boys Who Dress The Same.
On my trip in London last April, I can't explain how I felt everyday. The boys were so sophistacasted. They just flowed and had such beautiful taste. I thought they were gay until they would start flirting with other girls or me. Boys who wear pants that fit them, but aren't too tight, seem to get me and with a button up shirt is just really sexy to me. Boys who are overweight should stick to jeans that aren't completely baggy, but baggy enough that they stay on their hips. Well, I did befriend a beautiful boy whom has fabulous fashion. I asked him why he dressed like he did and he responded, "Looks aren't something that always appeal to boy- girls like to look at boys. A lady wouldn't want a man who can't even dress themselves- that's meant for children." and he also said, "A sharp man has sharp style." and attempted a wink. ;)

Maybe One Directioners aren't crazy! I'm just as mad for them! They are stylish, write beautiful songs, and classy. They are my dream boys. I love the way their pants fit perfectly to them without being too tight. They look super sexy in t-shirts and sweatshirts that fit. They've got that classy, but throw in some "swag" with their outfits. They get my heart thumping just thinking about them! I would definitely kill to go on a date with one of them. <3

Ahhhh, Nick Jonas. How does thou loveth you so much? Well, that made no sense, I just know I've been in love with him since I was in 6th grade. I almost died when he blew me a kiss in 7th grade. Him and his brothers are so gorgeous. They are just like the One Direction. They stick to clothes that are cut and clean and really makes them stand out. People, being jerks, said that they couldn't believe Kevin Jonas got married to such a beautiful woman. I do, because he is just as stylish as the others and he's got manners.

What Girls Think When They See Well-Dressed Boys
For some girls, when they see a boy with nice clothes, cut and cleaned hair, and taken well-care of, they think of them as rich, classy, and nice. Some aren't, because I've dated some very handsome boys and been treated like dirt or they ignored me after awhile. Anyway, that's besides the point, when you see a boy with sagging pants, narly teeth, and waddle like a penguin- do you really want to be asscoiated with someone like that? Men don't know this, but women are attracted to money, success, and power just as much as men. A man who wears sagging pants puts themselves out as stupid and not classy. It's like the girls who disrespect themselves- all ass, no class- and I've noticed girls like that get with boys like that. I've also found that boys who look like that tend to be the ones who rap degrading songs at women. No woman should ever stoop that low. EVER!

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Stay gorgeous, darlings. <3
~Reid~


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