Fashion Police Target: Snooki.
If you think you wanna dress like Snooki, then you're setting yourself up for disaster. Snooki's clothes remind me of... Uhm, wait a minute... She doesn't even wear clothes half the time. Her clothes are too tight. Snooki is short and much too big breasted and plump to wear those clothes. She's getting ready to have a child and she can't even keep her clothes on- more or less even get them on. As a parent, you need to be a rolemodel for them and she's definitely not rolemodel material. If she wears less clothes, then that will show her; Daughter- that it's okay to get called a slut, make yourself look trashy and let the media catch you at your worse. Son- It's all about sex, boobs, and drunk sluts.
You Do The Crime, You Do The Time.
If you think you wanna dress like Snooki, then you're setting yourself up for disaster. Snooki's clothes remind me of... Uhm, wait a minute... She doesn't even wear clothes half the time. Her clothes are too tight. Snooki is short and much too big breasted and plump to wear those clothes. She's getting ready to have a child and she can't even keep her clothes on- more or less even get them on. As a parent, you need to be a rolemodel for them and she's definitely not rolemodel material. If she wears less clothes, then that will show her; Daughter- that it's okay to get called a slut, make yourself look trashy and let the media catch you at your worse. Son- It's all about sex, boobs, and drunk sluts.
You Do The Crime, You Do The Time.
This is just unbelieveably attractive. I'm honestly embarrassed for her. Then the kiss face or whatever? She already has curved lips and should avoid the duck face and smooch faces. Can we pay her to put more clothes on? Snooki's hair is cute, though. The shorts are cute, but she totally ruined it with the shirt and she's not the right body shape for it either. She should've worn a loose t-shirt that covered her cleavage. She doesn't look pretty in it. Sorry, Snooki, you don't have the look.
What She Should've Done.
Short shorts are very showy, so you've got to balance it out and make sure you get a size that doesn't show off your butt. No one wants to see that! So, if you wanna wear short shorts, try wearing leggings with them. It's sexy with class without showing any ass. Wanna show some ass? Show your boyfriend, not the world.
Here's an example of what Snooki really should've done.
I love this outfit. It's edgy, but cozy and just a bit earthy. She also has black leggings on and I love how the black and brown actually don't clash together. Though, she should've kept to a different color, maybe even through in a pretty pink or a green color to really add some oomf to the earthy look.
For now, that's all I'm discussing. Snooki will be in the next blog about dresses and what looks best on what body shape.
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Stay Gorgeous. <3
~Reid~<3
"I want to be the girl who strayed too far from normal."
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